baldursgatekeeper:

‘once you’ve hit rock bottom the only place to go is up!! :)’

You underestimate me. I’ve brought my pickaxe and I’m ready to dig.

(via hotboyproblems)

torontomami:

U know when u bored af in bed n u start twerkin ya ass cheek

(via tyleroakley)

insanecunt:

I literally do not care what you look like naked. I don’t care if you have stretch marks, a chubby tummy, or hair on your belly. I don’t care if your thighs touch. I don’t care if you forgot to shave. I literally do not care about any of those things. The only thing I care about is teasing and pleasing the fuck out of you. Ain’t no stretch mark or hair gonna stop me from hearing you scream my name.
When I love you I’m loving all of you.

(via proper-smoke)